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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Champ eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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