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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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