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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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