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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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