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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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