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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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