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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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