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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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