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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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