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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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