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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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