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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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