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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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