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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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