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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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