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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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