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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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