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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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