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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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