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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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