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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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