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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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