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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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