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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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