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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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