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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Loki eaten by

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗
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