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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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