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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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