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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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