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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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