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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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