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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗
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