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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍
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