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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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