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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺
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