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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by

a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺
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