Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.