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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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