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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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