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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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