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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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