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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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