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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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