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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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