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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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