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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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