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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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