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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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