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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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