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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮
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