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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Roxy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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