Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.