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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Minnie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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