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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Oscar eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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